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POLLYWAGGIN 

POLLYWAGGIN: The experience of spending an inordinate amount of time swimming your ass off - upstream only to get caught by an 8 year old and flushed down the toilet by his mother.

Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity
That poor guy has been Pollywaggin for 20 years, you think he'd be ahead of the game by now!
POLLYWAGGIN by Ann Lindsey September 26, 2007
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Pollywaggachuggabonka 

A word from the artist Rob Gee.
POLLYWAGGACHUGGABONKA!!
Pollywaggachuggabonka by Acebammac February 7, 2010

Polybagging

(1) Wearing more than one condom during intercourse to protect against STDs that may be contracted from shady sexual partner(s). Would also apply if doubling up with other forms of protection from STDs.

(2) To go on the prowl with the specific intent of finding shady sexual partners.
"If you're gonna hook up with that skank, you better polybag that thing."

"Dude, I'm going polybagging tonight. Be my wing man?"
Polybagging by writeousd February 26, 2010

pollywoging 

Mia Khalifa and Jenna Jameson enjoy Pollywoging one another on set
pollywoging by Pollywoger December 25, 2016

pullywogging 

to block someone during a debate by obstructing the audience's view of them (especially if you are taller and/or larger than your opponent and are able to block view of them completely).
It is a little-known fact that Abraham Lincoln's extensive use of pullywogging against John Breckenridge during their presidential debates is the main contributing factor towards Lincoln's victory.
pullywogging by ZCLoki August 1, 2020