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A take-the-money-and-run online dating agency who cancel your account whenever they feel like it, refuse to answer your e-mails and never refund your money. On-line frauds.
"Dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact I've paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty fuckers won't even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on".
"Don't worry. Dateline is for Russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up bitches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get".
dateline by Stormsworder September 25, 2007
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To commit an act and attempt to cover your tracks. Also: to hide something and then deny involvement even when confronted with evidence to the contrary.
Mom: The kids never play outside.
Dad: We'll dateline the Xbox. I'll get a hammer and a trash bag.
Mom: They'll never notice.
Dateline by Dressbetter September 24, 2016
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Origin: Slang name for bumhole 'Your Date'

Definition: The line left in your jocks by your date, otherwise known as 'Skidmarks' is your 'Dateline'
"Man, that guys jocks have a bad dateline, I'm glad I'm on this side of it!"
Dateline by F.Northy August 19, 2009

Dateline bait 

a girl who is so young that if you tried to date her, you would be on the next episode of Datelines "To Catch a Predator"
i went to my girl friends house to get laid, but i got busted. turns out she was dateline bait.
Dateline bait by cragman July 22, 2010
Getting caught in the act of seducing a minor, typically a 14 year old girl.
Dude, did you hear Peter totally got Datelined the other night?

Really?

Yeah, he's totally going to jail. I guess he had a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a box of condoms and tried banging some 13 year old girl!
Datelined by Jake Ellison January 29, 2008
Missing and most likely murdered for profit or child custody. Possibly buried in the desert.
One of them gonna mess around and get datelined.
Datelined by DaddyShark June 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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