fudgebag

someone who can be sweet and a douche bag at the same time

Morgan: "That guy just told me I was the prettiest girl ever, and then he just dumped me!"

Betty: "Man he is a fudgebag."

by kay winn February 18, 2009

flaming fudgebag

noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.

"The boss handed me another flaming fudgebag this morning".

by Gary McLean September 5, 2008