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"b'jang" onomatopoeic word for "grope", actions are ALWAYS included, can be specific: b'gentitals, b'face, b'moob etc
see also: Boots' moobs, Boots' Genitals, Boots' Face

a noise that complements a grope

various spellings and pronounciations exist: bichang, p'jang, pichang etc
girl 1: i totally b'janged his moob
girl 2: he has the biggest moobs i have ever seen

college guy: ....i scored so much b'jangage last night!
jackass friend: i wish i did. i sat at home all alone, there was no one there to b'jang but myself
b'jang by dofvag June 1, 2006
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a word made by a kid in amherst new hampshire which means really nice or uncontested
that chick's bedonk was like b'jang
b'jang by pillzbury September 8, 2007
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B'jangle 

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.
I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.
B'jangle by Kieran October 21, 2004

bjangling 

Did you really have a bad day, or are you just bjangling?
bjangling by sieves October 27, 2011
Bjang
From the hit-single 'O Bjang' by Blaack daimond: "O Bjang"
bjang by Jens123 March 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026