baked ass 

A smell comparable to an ass that hasn't been washed after a marathon.

Your dog smells like baked ass!

baked ass by Johnny GG January 2, 2009

Baked Asslaska 

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

Baked Asslaska by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

about to bake your ass

Insult someone, or go in on someone for something they are doing, wearing, etc

"Johnny your shirt's ugly as hell I'mma about to bake your ass"

about to bake your ass by Jujomomo February 26, 2014

Now I'm finna bake yo ass

To say mean or hurtful words to one another

Person 1 : your ugly you your daddy's son

Person 2 : now I'm finna bake yo ass

Now I'm finna bake yo ass by Nivea. K Williams July 30, 2017

baked bean asserole 

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

baked bean asserole by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023

bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.

get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.

bake bean nose ass by CosmicEye July 4, 2016

Bake a cake in your ass 

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.

Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.

Bake a cake in your ass by Thedirtybaker February 1, 2023