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stoopnagle 

German dialect slang for possibly a bent or rusty nail; something useless. Usually used as a name for a child who is trying to be helpful but is not succeeding. See stupenägel. Possibly arachaic. Does not refer to a thing or applied to an adult.
Ach, du bist 'n stupenaegel. Translation: You're a stoopnagle. (You are useless!).
stoopnagle by Otto2 December 16, 2013
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stoopnagle 

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.
You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?
stoopnagle by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005
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stoopnagle 

a stupid, ugly, uninteresting person. Someone with absolutely nothing of intrest to say. A normal,healthy person wiyh an IQ less than 70. See sara Martinez
Shut the fuck up stoopnagle !
stoopnagle by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Stoopnagle 

Stoopnagle’s are usually very smart and wise. They make decisions that no other human could think of and it works quite well. Stoopnagle’s also are very buff and godlike. Overall a stoopnagle is an amazing person who is very smart.
What a stoopnagle he is.
Stoopnagle by AwsomeMan727 February 5, 2021

Stoopnagel 

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.
Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!

stoonage 

You talk to me like I'm a stoonage.
stoonage by Lizzy1083 June 4, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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