Self-righteous or ostentatious insistence that the entire Universe will disintegrate if one does not keep oneself busy. In other words (mime jerking hand up and down) you must-must-MUST do the dishes/feed the cat/write more letters. From the writings of M. Scott Peck.
You've been tiling and re-tiling the kitchen wall for the last year. When's the musturbation going to stop?
by Fearman August 31, 2007
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Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
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Get the Musturbate mug.When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.
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