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pisscreet
(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion
(n): pisscretion
Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.
Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.
pisscreet by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014
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Pisschester
An individual whom takes a piss to the chest and or face while in an inebriated state of being often found on the floor of a fraternity or dorm room. Also often pisschester is in association with scum, filth, or a “chaunce". A pisschester often is found in the Midwest region of the United States, however it can be seen lurking in the troll caves of Detroit. Pisschesters are often referred to as violent creatures and are not to be approached for safety concerns.
"He is such a pisschester"
"What a chaunce pisschester"
"He got pissed on three times last night, what a pisschester"
"Lets make her a pisschester!"
"lets use pisschester to mop the floors!"
"I saw that scummy pisschester in boulder, did you?"
"What a chaunce pisschester"
"He got pissed on three times last night, what a pisschester"
"Lets make her a pisschester!"
"lets use pisschester to mop the floors!"
"I saw that scummy pisschester in boulder, did you?"
Pisschester by Fratitude51 February 14, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable