ponch

It's a flab pack for a girl. Like a beer gut. If the pants are too tight the ponch tends to hang over the rim of the pants. Can also be an insult.

"Your ponch is sticking out... It's fucking disgusting...Lose weight..NOW"

"You stupid ponch. Go away"

by Shauna May 10, 2004

ponch

nickname for highway patrolman frank poncharello in the classic tv show CHiPs. Latin Lovemacheen to the ladies. The coolest mofo ever on television.

Hey Ponch, Gatraer's really pissed off that youve been banging Bonnie in the back of her squad car.

by Grossie September 21, 2003

ponch

a female version of the beer gut, starting really low in the mid-section

I can see her ponch through her pants!

by mel September 15, 2003

ponch

a female version of the beer belly, usually very large in the mid-section and you would need a car jack to even lift it up.

Fat girls and ponches go hand and hand

by [e-mail] February 7, 2006

ponch

used to define a man who possess much swag and/or game. derived from the character of the hit show Chips.

"Dude, you're such the Ponch!"

by mumblestiltskin October 22, 2011

ponch

To aggitate in liquid with a stick/spoon/other implement.

"I just need to ponch this tea bag a bit more to get a nice strong brew."

"My gran never had a washing machine. She used to have to ponch all her clothes."

by Jennifer Straw November 10, 2006

ponch

Ponch is the term used when you eat and poo at the same time. poo + lunch = pounch

i where so stressed and late for work today that i had to take a ponch to make in in for work in time

by Superheron June 15, 2011