Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

Blistard 

An idiot who goes outside during a violent fucking blizzard risking life and limb

"Uncle john is the biggest blistard, someone get him help"

Blistard by Glendales.favourite.elf December 29, 2020

alabama blizard 

when a guy blows a load in someones face so they cant see

spiderman hit maryjane with an alabama blizard

alabama blizard by willma fingerdu December 7, 2009

blizard 

in a sexual situation when the girl is about to squirt she stands up and as it comes out she spins around covering everything in white, as if a blizard had just happened

it was so hot when lindsey blizarded, but then it was hard to clean up my room

blizard by geniouse November 7, 2010

Blizarding 

When it's snowing profoundly outside

It was blizarding so bad outside I couldn't get out of my house.

Blizarding by Latishasamash February 11, 2017

blizardaddi 

Amazing tiktoker. Loves her followers so much such a grateful person! Best sunrae on tiktok, because shes so nice!❤️

Blizardaddi

blizardaddi by Blizardaddi February 3, 2022

brisard 

Brisards are very nice and funny, they always try to be better than who they already are.

I met brisard today -josh
Woo hoo -Keegan

brisard by Urban_Fiery August 23, 2022