tender vittles 

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

tender vittles by wheaty December 15, 2008

tender vittles 

mad super fly hot bitches

I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.

tender vittles by noogin December 28, 2005

Tender Vittles 

Synonym to Lunch Time, Lunch

It's Tender Vittles time, y'all.

Tender Vittles by Hildemann April 19, 2022

tender vittles 

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

tender vittles by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004