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sexy pop tart 

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"
Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*
sexy pop tart by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014

Sexy Pimple Popping 

When you lay on your back and your partner strips down and sits on top of you and pops your pimples while you touch the. A win-win for everybody.
John: Babe I got a wicked breakout on my cheek... I wish I could pop them in a pleasant way.

Carly: How about we try some sexy pimple popping?

John: Aight why not...
Sexy Pimple Popping by Laroot December 15, 2017

Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka 

ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. HAS THE BIGGEST DICK IN ALL OF THE USA AT 10 FT LONG. HE JUST WALKS AND ACCIDENTALLY PUTS IT IN. WHEN IT GOES IN IT MAKES A EXTRA VAGINA IN THE BELLY BUTTON. IF YOU SAY I HAVE A LITTLE DICK THEN A WHOOP IT OUT AND FUCK YOUR DOG,MOM,SISTER,BROTHER,AND GRANDMA AT THE SAME TIME MY WIGGA
Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka IS MY DADDY - EVERY GIRL EVER