What 90% of the Urban Dictionary consists of, usually with strange and inappropriate names, like 'Eiffel Tower', 'Ice Cream Sandwich', and so on and so forth.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 February 2, 2016
i dunno about humans. but clams.... wow.
clams begin their lives as males, developing sex organs in about a year. when they get older, they may become female. now that's hot. basically they both let their stuff out into the ocean and it makes itself. they are so sexual that if they have real sex they won't be able to bare it and can die. the "stuff" meets up somewhere downstream and makes a larva that grows a foot, grabs the sand, makes a shell, and becomes a clam.
clams begin their lives as males, developing sex organs in about a year. when they get older, they may become female. now that's hot. basically they both let their stuff out into the ocean and it makes itself. they are so sexual that if they have real sex they won't be able to bare it and can die. the "stuff" meets up somewhere downstream and makes a larva that grows a foot, grabs the sand, makes a shell, and becomes a clam.
by oh-baby-oh-baby May 24, 2009
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!
Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!
Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
by none March 27, 2005
I step into my bedroom. "This is it"I say, lying down. "Cool" my friend answers. I can see his muscles showing through his abercrombie shirt. I start breathing a little faster as he walks towards me. "So" he asks. He starts to pull off his shirt and shows me his muscles. He then pulls off his pants, just leaving on his boxers. I watch as he slowly un zips my jeans and throw them on the floor. "What are you doing?" I ask him. "You'll see". I then open my mouth gaping in awe as he takes off his boxers. Before me is the biggest cock I've ever seen. 12 inches around and 4 wide. I then take it in to my mouth, sucking hungrily.
He then pulls of my shirt but has trouble with the bra so I direct his hands how to untie it. I then pull of my underwear and we get under the covers. We have sex there. He slides his dick in and out,in and out. It feels good but he was just shallow fucking me. I then whisper in his ear " I know you can go deeper,harder, and faster." He then started ramming his cock in to my pussy and we fell asleep doing that.
He then pulls of my shirt but has trouble with the bra so I direct his hands how to untie it. I then pull of my underwear and we get under the covers. We have sex there. He slides his dick in and out,in and out. It feels good but he was just shallow fucking me. I then whisper in his ear " I know you can go deeper,harder, and faster." He then started ramming his cock in to my pussy and we fell asleep doing that.
by The Perverted Person February 2, 2013
A wonderful time in which a naked women strips down and rubs her body against a naked man's, the man will get horny and get an erection then the women lays down, bends over, lays on a table, sits on the man, bends backward or leans against a wall and the man proceeds to push his erecton into the female's vagina continuously, causing her immense pleasure. She begins to moan and screem until the man and women reach orgasm wich in which the man ejaculates and the chick fuckin screams with PLESA!
When they had sex they had a good time
by Derek H February 27, 2005
1. Name? ... Joe Sex? ... Male
2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
2. John was horny. He wanted to have sex with shannon. John sat down on the couch next to Shannon. He put his hand on her thigh, and she looked at him with love in her eyes. He leaned closer and kissed her until they were making out feverishly. John ripped off Shannon's shirt and undid her bra. Shannon pulled John's shirt off as he began to massage her breasts in rhythm with their french kissing. She reached down and unzipped his jeans and hers, pulling them both down. He used one hand to pull off her panties. Then he removed his boxers, revealing an enourmous penis - nearly nine inches long. Shannon rubbed his penis until he was harder hen steel. His cock was so wide that she couldn't come close to getting her whole hand wrapped around it. By that time she was soaking wet, and he was ready to enter her.
He went in with his first stroke and Shannon moaned with how deep he went. He began to slide in and out, faster and harder. He used his thumb to gently massage her cilt, and started to suck on her breasts. She felt her pleasure building up inside of her, and she knew she was about to come. He hit her g-spot and she screamed with joy as she hit orgasm. John still hadn't come yet, and her screams made him even harder, so he kept penetrating her deeper and harder and faster.
Shannon became lost in his rhythm, and felt the plesure building up again.
"Ooohhhhh! John! Harder! Ooohhhhh! Yes! Yes!" she yelled, uncontrollably. He continued to massage her cilt with his fingers.
She writhed underneath him as she had another earth-shattering orgasm from her g-spot and her cilt at the exact same time. John finally came into her, and pulled out of her.
Best. Sex. Ever.
by lostinlost12345 August 13, 2007
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One day I was walking through the school's main hallway when I saw Amy standing there. She stood in the utility room with only her hot ass sticking out, wearing tight shorts. I couldn't stop myself from touching it. She raised up, still facing the inside of the dark room. I pushed her inside. She turned around and started frenching me passionately. She took off my jeans and shirt while I ripped of het shorts. She wasn't wearing underwear so I started eating out her soaking wet pussy. She reached her orgasm very fast and I felt her body shiver. She bent down on her knees and gave me the best blowjob Ever. She licked my dick until it was hard and I turned her around so that I could finally fuck her. She screamed softly everytime I put my dick into her. 'FASTER, HARDER' she screamed. I became so horny of the sound of her voice, I just couldn't stop pulling in and out of her wet pussy. Suddenly the door opened and my math teacher Matt came in. He was fired a week before and was only 20 jears old so when he asked if he could join, Amy(I was still fucking her) said yes and she started giving him a blowjob. He was moaning agressivly which made me and the girl super horny. He came over to me and softly kissed me on the mouth. We stood still for a moment with the sound of Amy having an orgasm on the background. Suddenly we just burst into a passionate kiss, while rubbing eachoters dicks and reaching orgasm after orgasm. After a while Amy came in and I was fucking her in the ass while Matt fucked her pussy. We went on like that for an hour and then we stopped. Me and Amy ended up togheter and every wednesday we go to Matt to have awesome sex
by yeah-baby January 2, 2009