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Ass Choad 

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.
I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.
Ass Choad by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
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ass choad 

one that shows such attributes that the only way to describe this person is to combine two of the most hanus words to describe parts of your body. So the short, chubby, "choad" like deminor and actions of those with such description combined with the dick like traits of the common asshole give you then ill-favored ass choad
your best friend stole your last peice of prized cheese cake. used in context "What that hell you eat my cheese cake for, ass choad"
ass choad by rib meister March 13, 2004

asschowder 

Chunky fire-shit that ejects from one's anus.
I drank too much coconut juice and I shat asschowder.
asschowder by xaltien April 17, 2003

asschode 

1. a really dum person u wuld most likely meet on places such as,
-Track
-Xbox Live
- the mall
2.a person who thinks they are popular
3.A group of people who argue over the definiton of chode
1.Wow! You do track? your an asschode
2. Bro ur not good ur just an asschode
3."I talked to John im popular"- This is an ASSCHODE
4.Chode is a short and stubby penis... NO its the same thing as gooch--- ASSCHODES
asschode by aka Mr. Fresh October 24, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026