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blutoris 


when a female is extraordinarily horny and has no relief of the tension. the clitoris swells similar to receiving sexual stimulation, but since it is not followed by an orgasm leaves the woman feeling overly sensitive. The word is derived from the combination of blue and clitoris.

It is the female version of blue balls.
When you talk dirty to me, I get a blutoris. Only a dildo can help me now
blutoris by maz33 August 5, 2007
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(n) Can refer to any point near the anus which experiences extreme pleasure when scratched, rubbed, or pinched. Usually preceded by itching or irritating sensations near or at the pleasurable area.
Stanley was fervently rubbing his blitoris all day. Little did he know, he was only making things worse.
Blitoris by craZmexican4520 April 22, 2015
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The male clitorous. A gentleman’s bussy. A clean, almost-fresh bussy.
Hey Greg K., did you hear about Gage’s new man?! Apparently he knows how to work that blitoris!
Blitoris by ArubaGuy July 28, 2019
Like how the Bussy is the boy pussy, the Blitoris is a boys clitoris.
Everyone wants to pound that Bussy, but no one can ever find the Blitoris
Blitoris by The other clown December 11, 2021
Females have pussys, men have bussy’s. The male equivalent of a clitoris that is found in the anus. Booty/Boy clitoris (clit).
Yo you got a stinky ass blitoris on you boy.
Wow what a beautiful chocolate man, I wonder if he got fat blit on him.
Blitoris by Stinkyblit69 July 14, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026