juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.

I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.

by Jake January 11, 2004

juliapotamus

a very large herbivorous 4-toed chiefly aquatic artiodactyl mammal of suburban America with an extremely large head and mouth, bare and very thick grayish skin, and short legs; Often found feeding on Cocoa Puffs, guacoamole, and other snacks;

Etymology: Latin, literally translating to 'snuggle bunny'

The juliapotamus lay in wake, resting after her fifth meal of the day.

by Harvard Grad and Professor at Yale- Howard Glazier January 27, 2003