alcrobatics 

Stunts you'd only do while drunk on liquid courage, or brought on by alcohol

Steve was pulling off some crazy alcrobatics last night. He tried jumping from the roof to the trampoline into the pool, but just wrecked humself on the hedges.

alcrobatics by Toiletninja August 4, 2007

Afrobatics 

Amazing Acrobatic Athletic movements performed by African Americans. Pretty much all they feature on Sportscenter.

Announcer1: Manning drops back in the pocket. ....He throws the ball downfield complete to Thomas

Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.

Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim

Afrobatics by Freespin66 November 24, 2013

Jew Acrobatics 

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

Jew Acrobatics by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009

mental acrobatics 

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

mental acrobatics by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Vehicle Acrobatics 

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

Vehicle Acrobatics by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.

Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.

The acrobatic asshole by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) 

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.

Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) by Gofol December 17, 2018