twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008

twisting my melon

see blagging my head

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003