pood 

Past tense of poo. I pood.

I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.

pood by tractor face June 17, 2005

pood 

A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.

Dave could stand to lose a few pood.

pood by Anonymous January 21, 2003

pood 

A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.

"Ouch! That pood stung!!"
"Pssst, dude, I can see your pood"
"Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"

pood by Nickary Potato Jr November 1, 2018

pood 

Short for pet name poodle.
Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy.

Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.

Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on."

OR

negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"

pood by pandajoi January 18, 2005

pood 

Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.

example 1: hey pood whats up?

example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.

pood by mojomomo August 2, 2007

Pood 

A substitution for verbs, adjectives, and nouns to keep discussions appropriate and on the down low.

Our boss is such a pood.

Pood you.

What the pood.

Stop being so pood.

There is pood on my sandwhich.

Pood by Miss A! May 2, 2011

pood 

a lousy attempt at cooking, so bad that it could not even be considered food.

"hey dude, i made some pood today, it sucked."

"my grandma's home made scones were tossed in the back of cupboard, with the rest of the pood"

pood by ataya January 22, 2008