Molesty

To appear as though you might molesty someone.
Someone who is molesty may, or may not, have a molestache.

"Man that guy is super molesty; he's been watching those kids play on those swings for like 20 minutes!" OR
"Check out that molesty guy in the white van!"

by Lize87 July 31, 2007

Molesty

describes having the appearance and aura of a molester.

This word originated in 2003, upon the release of a local album, upon which the bass player was described as having a "molesty" look.

"Wow. That guy is pretty molesty."

by yullgull February 7, 2015

molestious

giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.

by theMothershed July 7, 2011

molesty

any unpleasant act or situation akin to molestation; general violation

"the prices at Taco Bell are getting kinda molesty. They shouldn't be able to get away with that nonsense."

an awkward love letter that's not touching so much as molesty.

by MrEngrish April 7, 2011

Molesties

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.

Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.

by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007

ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022