smh

suck my huevos. huevos = eggs in Spanish.

person: omg i love hannah montana!
person 2: hannah montana can smh

by Grantlover July 25, 2009

smh

Shaking My Head - another texting shorthand, used to denote the irony of a situation or disbelief at something. Cropping up constantly on Facebook now, too.

While waiting for the mailer to arrive for my replacement iPod, I put it in a safe place. Now I can't find it. smh

by wolfwoman1st December 28, 2011

smh

Stands for Sook Ma Hoop.

Scottish insult.
Literally "suck my arse"

Similar insults are: Sook ma root, Sook ma dick etc.

Person 1: Can I have a beer?
Person 2: You can smh, that's what you can do!

by Kvbbie February 4, 2012

smh

Smh- smack my head

That joke was so lame, smh!!

by Menahal January 2, 2019

smh

Internet acronym for "suck my hooha" aka suck my vagina.

mandy: you're so hot unf! please smh ;)
chris: oh my god of course baby let's go up to my room and i'll show you ;)

by indiandyke69 November 14, 2012

smh

The black "lol"

Means "shaking my head", as in shaking one's head in embarrassment/disappointment.

Confused by seeing a white person use it? Well, do they tend to be a wigger/wangster or a plain wanna-be black white person? ...There's your answer.

(Not that I have anything against black people! It's just the truth.)

White person talking online: "Dude Chris totally ate it when he fell of his bike lol"

Black person talking online: "so i guess k1 bac n jail cuz dude was lyk aye bra wen u got cuz u went n tuesday smh!

by Impei June 5, 2011

smh

smh simply stands for, Sniff My Ham. Whatever your ham is, don’t you just want someone to sniff it??

Jessica: bro chad is so sexy, i just wish i was lucky enough for him to smh

Jo: You want him to sniff your ham?

Jessica: Yessss

by mak’salittleslut May 1, 2021