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untegrity
The act of pretending to be an honest, trustworthy, and overall great person of high moral values; but they really don't follow through with anything and in turn have no real friends. Sometimes this person may have a breakthrough about how fake their life is, and may change their ways, but years of of deceit and blaming everyone else causes this person to repeat their old behavior. They will break your heart.
Guy: Dude, I know she's had her ups and downs but she says she loves me and wants to have my kids!
Best friend: Listen homey, I've heard it all before. She's called the cops on you when she was drunk. She comes stumbling home drunk as hell, blacks out, kicks you out of the house, and calls you in the morning apologizing and begging you to come back. Fuck man, this bitch flaked on you at the music festival cause she was so trashed and leaves you with her one year old baby because she forgot about her! She don't love you man. She changes every day with false hopes of creating a future with you but she's full of untegrity. Now let's get drunk because you're trippin and she's full of untegrity!
Best friend: Listen homey, I've heard it all before. She's called the cops on you when she was drunk. She comes stumbling home drunk as hell, blacks out, kicks you out of the house, and calls you in the morning apologizing and begging you to come back. Fuck man, this bitch flaked on you at the music festival cause she was so trashed and leaves you with her one year old baby because she forgot about her! She don't love you man. She changes every day with false hopes of creating a future with you but she's full of untegrity. Now let's get drunk because you're trippin and she's full of untegrity!
untegrity by fourtwentyallday July 8, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable