Best friend: Listen homey, I've heard it all before. She's called the cops on you when she was drunk. She comes stumbling home drunk as hell, blacks out, kicks you out of the house, and calls you in the morning apologizing and begging you to come back. Fuck man, this bitch flaked on you at the music festival cause she was so trashed and leaves you with her one year old baby because she forgot about her! She don't love you man. She changes every day with false hopes of creating a future with you but she's full of untegrity. Now let's get drunk because you're trippin and she's full of untegrity!