pseudo-prep 

The actual term for what is commonly referred to as Preppy, in regard to personal image and style. A contrast to what was and still is/should be considered Preppy (Oxford shirts, sweaters, anything identified as stereotypically Ivy League college). An outfit consisting of a Hollister t-shirt, Abercrombie cap, frayed sandals, and plaid shorts accompanied with large aviator sunglasses. Any outfit that makes the wearer appear a walking billboard or douchebag.

Kevin: Dude, did you see that kid who was all preppy looking back there?

Archimedes: No, no. He wasn't preppy, he was pseudo-preppy.

pseudo-prep by RyanH4 July 18, 2007

Pseudopredictive future-past 

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.

"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.

Pseudopredictive future-past by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011

pseudopregnancy 

A pregnancy that definitely isn’t real, but is a girl’s (or boy’s!) excuse for gaining weight.

Good thing I didn’t ask about the baby, ’cause I found out later they were only have a pseudopregnancy together. Too bad he forgot that men don’t show for a few years.

pseudopregnancy by Offensive Guy January 21, 2011