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ghonasiphaherpalitis 

when a bunch of std's form together to grow one disgusting pile of pudding...
yeah, see cameron over there... he caught ghonasiphaherpalitis from jen a while back
ghonasiphaherpalitis by Ridgedv September 9, 2006

Gonasyphaherpatitis B 

The rare and deadly Gonasyphaherpatitis B. The ravages of this illness can lead to decreased mental capacity, severe whorishness, impaired motor and decision making skills, and left untreated, can lead to the even more rare and deadly "Super AIDS".

Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.

In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.

Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
"Paris Hilton has Gonasyphaherpatitis B."

Ghonasyphaherpalitis 

The infectious disease that's apparent by the nasty lookin' sore on your self.
Number 17 in the hooker mugshot roundup had an obvious outbreak of Ghonasyphaherpalitis engulfing her left side of the mouth.
Ghonasyphaherpalitis by farkliter January 28, 2009

Gonasyphaherpalitus 

A combination of STI's that you don't want to get
That bitch had so much going on she gave me Gonasyphaherpalitus!!!
Gonasyphaherpalitus by Canidou January 6, 2017

gonacyphaherpilitis 

A term used to describe a person having one or more sexually transmitted diseases when details of the disease are unknown or not wanted to go into detail.
Hey Tony, see dat girl over there? I was gonna dick punch her so hard until I found out she had gonacyphaherpilitis.

All I know is I don't wanna catch gonacyphaherpilitis, or whatever it is.