jaquain it 

When you make a deal to god to help you accomplish a goal. But then totally make up excuses to not uphold your end.

Caleb: I swear god, I'll totally never say G.D. again if you help me pass this test.

-45 minutes after the test-

Caleb: Well, technically God couldn't help me with that stuff. either I know it, or I don't.

Josh: Caleb is totally jaquain it with that test...

jaquain it by Adrian_K June 30, 2007

JaQuaintance 

Somebody who tries to hit you up for casual backshots for lunch

Coworker 1 - “Backshots for lunch? Yay or Nay?”

Coworker 2 - “Coworker 1 is trying to be a JaQuaintance, not interested at all”

JaQuaintance by Sean Suhor August 7, 2023