Most often found as an adjective or an adverb, schuesslered means to be hosed, non-functional or jacked up. Can also be used as a verb.
Hey broseph, you really schuesslered that presentation!

The Tribeca Film Festival got schuesslered by bad weather.
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Past tense verb, derived from the main "to schuessler" or "schuesslering." Used as slang for one who, at the given moment, has done certain things exactly as he planned he would.
"I was a little bit worried about my friend's plan, but it turns out he schuesslered the whole thing, the lucky guy.
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