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Grandview Heights, OH. A semi-affluent suburb located 2 miles nearly due west of Columbus. HS mascot is the bobcat. Home of Staufs coffee, Spagio, "DK" Diner ~ worlds best yeast raised donuts (DK is short for Donut Kitchen). The shops on Grandview Ave. are often patroned by pretentious fucks from other suburbs who come to the GVH for the warm atmosphere that their newly developed consumer based communities lack. Mostly white, middle-class the community has driven drug and prostitution crime into the heart of the populice on the Upper Arlington ~ GVH boarder by closing the Knights Inn on the southern edge of town and forcing pimps & ho's northward. The BP on Goodale is losing their ass on Boones Farm sales but the Speedway on 5th is gaining new profits on Steel Reserve and blunt/rolling paper sales, all within cat-swinging distance of the GVH high school grounds.
After damn near getting blindsided by some Polaris livin' Escalade drivin' 'tard, I stopped by the Speedway to get a digital prostate massage from some crack ho. That's how we roll in the GVH.

Yo, GVH, represent
GVH by Jetlxix January 15, 2007
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a sexual term describing engaging in sexual activity hard and with no mercy
"I will gvh Tommy"
"I gvh'd Miguel last night. It was a blast!"
"I was gvh-ing Sammy last night. He said I'm amazing!!!"
gvh by sexibooty567 June 18, 2007
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when you bring the base of your thumb and pinky together, they form what looks like your grandma's vagina
Rani, when you press the base of your pinkey and thumb together it looks like a GVH
GVH by scogo October 31, 2008

Gvhftr Kijl 

also known ad Chas Licciardello from the chaser.
in the sketch with the love calculator Chas changed his name to Gvhftr Kijl to get 100% with Teri Hatcher.
Gvhftr Kijl is easier to pronounce than licciardello
Gvhftr Kijl by aussie_babee November 9, 2010

gvhbjytcyrcfygvuhbi 

You're bored
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gvhbjytcyrcfygvuhbi by floopf November 23, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026