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farticulate 

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.
Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.
farticulate by kemibe February 20, 2013
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farticulate 

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.
When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.
farticulate by stooptard September 6, 2003

farticulate 

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.
Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.
farticulate by Applecide November 11, 2014

Farticulate 

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.
When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.
Farticulate by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

Farticulate 

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.
That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.
Farticulate by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

Farticulate 

Talking out of your bottom
After a curry, Angus is very farticulate
Farticulate by Morbabe November 24, 2023

Farticulate 

To speak or express oneself clearly and confidently — while actually being full of gas and hot air. Often used to describe someone who sounds impressive but says nothing of real substance.
"Dave always farticulates in meetings — lots of noise, zero value."
Farticulate by JennyKaur008 August 1, 2025