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Base Jumper

A Base Jumper Is An Affectionate Term Used For A Girl Who Sucks Cock All The Way To The Base...... This Term Is Only Used For Girls Who Have Talent & Technique..... No Hen Pecking Here........ Maximum Points Are Awarded For Not Gagging & Also The Rate Of Speed The Base Jump Is Performed At.
Look At Those Two Over There...... You Know The Blonde One On The Left Is A Fireman" (Only Into Helmet)..... Yeah But Dont Worry Man, I Know That Brunette On The Right, & She's A Champion "Base Jumper" Bruv
Base Jumper by Thugz Cuny December 8, 2010
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base jumper

noun. a person in a relationship that jumps to the next base on every encounter with their partner.

i.e. if the couple only meets up once a week, first week includes making out, next week is hand job, week after is oral, and week after that is home base.

-usually most common in relationships were one does not see another for long periods of time
She got dumped again? Mann, the only way you can keep those kind of relationships going is if you're a base jumper.

What??! Already??
Sorry, I'm kind of a base jumper.
base jumper by crackkbaby March 12, 2008

base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.
Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?
base jumper by MrKoi June 1, 2007

Reluctant base jumper 

Kissing cousin of the Snowplow. Aqain knocking her elbows out while performing doggy style, then driving her right off the edge of the bed.
I was snowplowing her when all of a sudden I realized i was quickly running out of runway. Before I knew it, KERSPLAT, right off the edge of the bed. I never met such a reluctant base jumper.

basejumper 

A B.A.S.E. Jumper is a person that has received sufficient information, instruction, training and supervision to allow them to complete each jump, at a graded site within their level of ability, free of injury and damage to equipment and/or property.
The basejumper displayed excellent canopy control skills to land with pin point accuracy.
basejumper by Ken Miller December 25, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026