splouch

The no-mans land between a dudes asshole and balls.

Even with rigorous sun-tanning, the splouch will most likely never see the light of day.

by Travuw May 31, 2007

Splouche

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

by dagholio November 26, 2010