Hasselhoffed

To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff

When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed

by Kawie95 December 12, 2010

Hasselhoffed

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

by Rind November 11, 2003

Hasselhoffed

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

by DIF May 23, 2007

Hasselhoffed

To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.

Dude, I am going to get so Hasselhoffed tonight!

by Todd Twinn May 24, 2007

Hasselhoffed

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005

Hasselhoffed

1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007

Hasselhoffing

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!

by wowblagger July 7, 2004