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A term used by leet speakers that relates to the breasts of a female. The irony of this term is that most leet speakers will not have ever seen breasts except in videos they've download off the internet and regularly jack-off to at 1:00 in the morning, so that their parents don't walk in on them masturbating and shoving their fingers up their arses in sheer delight of seeing girls that don't scream and run off at the sheer sight of them, and will never see breasts as they have no concept of how to have relationships with girls due to their social skills being diminished by using retarded words on the internet to impress other geeky, little dickheads who also haven't seen breasts before. The only relationships leet speakers are capable of is one with their spunk-covered keyboards that seem to satisfy them in a way that no woman can.
One main reason why they can't have girlfriends (other than their rediculous 'Top Gun' style of massive lenses, having more spots than the car park at Disney World and more black heads than in the whole of Harlem) is because they use words like "B00bz0rz" and "p0wn3d" to try and sound intellectual and cool, but in fact elevate themselves to new levels of retardedness that have never been reached before in the history of the Universe. Any normal person can see them for what they are: Wankers, just complete wankers.
One main reason why they can't have girlfriends (other than their rediculous 'Top Gun' style of massive lenses, having more spots than the car park at Disney World and more black heads than in the whole of Harlem) is because they use words like "B00bz0rz" and "p0wn3d" to try and sound intellectual and cool, but in fact elevate themselves to new levels of retardedness that have never been reached before in the history of the Universe. Any normal person can see them for what they are: Wankers, just complete wankers.
Leet speaking prick: Wow, I must be the only guy in the world not to have seen any B00bz0rz!!11. I know, I'll spend all my free time on the internet talking in this retarded, shit-piece of a 'language' trying to sound cool and then everyone will like me because they'll realise how leet I am.
Normal person: You're a dick.
Normal person: You're a dick.
B00bz0rz!!11 by Ted T Chimp September 8, 2008
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b00tz0rz
The much more sophisticated version of "w00t". Often used in variation with othe similar words. b00tz0rz can be a standalone exclamation, or it can be a concrete idea, ie. to w00tz0r one's b00tz0rz is to woot one's boots. This is closely related to rocking one's boxers, or r0x0r j00r b0x0rz.
The term was coined by the infamous KryptoniumFetus.
The term was coined by the infamous KryptoniumFetus.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable