Batch

A total loser with no life.

AKA Jonny Raymond

OMG Ur SUCH A BATCH!

by Spencetron March 29, 2004

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Batched

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

batch

cannabis and tobacco ground up together

hey fucking rat, make us a batch so we can blaze

by blitter February 4, 2009

batched

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

by Jangaard May 6, 2010

batch

A batch in Coventry is what may be known as a cob down south, or balm cake up north.

I walked into the chippy and said "can i have a chip batch"

by Steven Widdowson July 18, 2008