egocasting 

The act of intentionally constructing and promoting an idealized self in a very public way, and often obnoxiously. It's critical to note that the projected self is not always received as idealized, but more often as immature, angsty, self-involved and attention-seeking.

Judd: Did you see the new cast of The Real World?
Pam: I did. It's so disappointing that the producers can't see beyond the fakery and the posing. I thought The Real World was about getting beyond labels, smashing the superficial, and seeing the process of individuals' identity construction in the context of diversity.
Judd: I know, and it's sad. Now it's just a bunch of egocasting in the context of drunken hookups.
Pam: Pathetic.

egocasting by Matthew Lake May 12, 2007

egobating 

the act of videotaping ones selfe masterbating, then masterbating to that video.

i used to think my dad was normal but i cought him egobating the other day.

egobating by reconwolf117 May 19, 2011

Egocising

The action of going to the gym, not to workout as such, but to peacock around the weight lifting areas, standing in front of the mirror pulling poses, flexing here and there, walking around (like you are carrying a wheelbarrow) shaking your fellow gym buddy hand's, chatting, and attempting to pick-up the opposite sex. Usually attending the gym for many many hours at a time such egocisors are usually found congregating in groups of two or three, primarily locating themselves around the most popular equipment (or area with the most mirrors) during peak hour. Talking loud, slapping each other, making unnecessary grunting noise during the act of lifting weights (when they actually getting around to doing so).

John: Who's that super buff tanned bloke that just came and shook my hand like he was my long lost mate!?

Steve: Oh he's here every time I come! He's just doing his egocising warm up routine. Oh and look at that - his buddy who must have already done the rounds is over there right now tuning your girlfriend on the treadmill!

Egocising by watsonism August 22, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016