crew cut

a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or buzz cut.
Variations include the '50s flattop.

He had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.

by jaklumen September 5, 2003

crew cut

A flat top buzzed hair cut.

"Now, Johnny Unitas ... there's a haircut you could set your watch to."
- Abraham Simpson

by Shrike September 4, 2003

crew cut

what preppies and rich kids have.

preps with crew cuts look like 5 year old pussies

by superman February 15, 2004

crew cut

a haircut that's 1 inch or less away from the scalp.

one variation is an all around cut which gives a round look. the other refered to as a buzz cut gives a flat top look with shaven sides.

Mr. Pimples: hey i think crew cuts are ugly and for gay men

Mr.crew cut: hey, i think long hair stinks when you sweat especially pimple faced teenagers.

Mr. Pimples: I think you're a....bad guy

Mr. crew cut: exactly...

by anti-non crew cut May 20, 2005

crew cut

a shaven hair cut

i think guys with crew cuts look gay

by unknown September 6, 2003

crew cut

some one who is circumsized, or without penis foreskin

oh man josh and toby have crew cuts

by fat mattos January 26, 2010

Crew Cut

Two on the sides, seven on top, taper in the back.

Hairdresser:"How would you like your hair cut today?"
Gentleman:"Two on the sides, seven on top, taper in the back."
Hairdresser:"Crew cut, Sexy"

by Jtrain6969 August 2, 2015