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crew cut 

"Now, Johnny Unitas ... there's a haircut you could set your watch to."
- Abraham Simpson
crew cut by Shrike September 4, 2003

crew cut 

what preppies and rich kids have.
preps with crew cuts look like 5 year old pussies
crew cut by superman February 15, 2004

crew cut 

a haircut that's 1 inch or less away from the scalp.

one variation is an all around cut which gives a round look. the other refered to as a buzz cut gives a flat top look with shaven sides.
Mr. Pimples: hey i think crew cuts are ugly and for gay men

Mr.crew cut: hey, i think long hair stinks when you sweat especially pimple faced teenagers.

Mr. Pimples: I think you're a....bad guy

Mr. crew cut: exactly...

Crew Cut 

Two on the sides, seven on top, taper in the back.
Hairdresser:"How would you like your hair cut today?"
Gentleman:"Two on the sides, seven on top, taper in the back."
Hairdresser:"Crew cut, Sexy"
Crew Cut by Jtrain6969 August 2, 2015

crew cut 

i think guys with crew cuts look gay
crew cut by unknown September 6, 2003

crew cut 

some one who is circumsized, or without penis foreskin
oh man josh and toby have crew cuts
crew cut by fat mattos January 26, 2010