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Endosexual

Scientific term used to refer to one who is a fat fucker. The first part of the word, "Endo", stems from the term "endomorphic", which refers to the body type that gains weight easily and tends to have a higher bone density and fat-muscle ratio. The second part, "sexual", is self-explanatory.
"Goddamn, Andrew, you are such a fucking endosexual!"

"Hippopotami are generally endosexual, that is, they are fat fuckers."

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating
Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual
Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Ecosexual 

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.
Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!
Ecosexual by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual 

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.
Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
exosexual by FrStrat December 20, 2022
A person who finds dedication to one's evolutionary journey and self-growth attractive or arousing.
A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.

B. Wow, you are so evosexual!
Evosexual by HazelGrace October 14, 2018

Envisexual 

Being sexually attracted to people of whom you are jealous, regardless of their gender or sexuality; A bisexual or pansexual person who is predominantly attracted to people who have traits they lack and/or desire.
That chubby girl must be envisexual, because she will only date skinny people.
Envisexual by Sara Nayde October 24, 2008