the almighty overlord of all
spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the
future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the
kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an
army of
spoons from the mighty
dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''