poscoon 

A female mammal that would be the equivalent of a raccoon and possum mating. They would waddle much like that of a raccon also having the circular motifs around their eyes. They would be pesky like a possum and just as nasty as an overgrown rat.

Wow Kim sure is a poscoon. I bet she has a fupa too.

poscoon by meangirls April 25, 2007

Pocoon 

Discovered in Lorton, Virginia, a Pocoon is a hybrid possum (opposum) /Raccoon mix.
The pocoon has the head, jaws and sharp teeth of the possum, yet has the fur covered body and colorations of the racoon. Also distintive is the tail, as it is bare like a possoms, but sports a striped tuff, like a racoon at the end.

Since the initial sighting in 1999, there are no other known, unknown or imagined occurances of this species.

I was walking back from Multiplex and from out of nowhere a half-oppossom, half-raccoon ran into the middle of the path! It can only be described as a Pocoon!!!

Hey, that Pocoon just ate my cheetos!

Wow, did you see the size of that Pocoon!

Pocoon by DoYoBelieve June 19, 2011

popcoon 

When an aboriginal stands too close to a open flame, they explode due to consuming too much petrol.

Oh listen to the popcoon in the distance!

popcoon by stinky cockcheese October 6, 2012

Pocoonox 

A creature that attacks suffering or abusive poultry in the head usually resulting in death. The pocoonox is a predator that would most likely be found in neighborhoods or rural areas. It usually attacks in early morning or before lunch, afterwards leaving the beheaded chicken or turkey with little or no evidence of itself.

One of my hens got attacked by the pocoonox, but its okay because she had quite a broken leg. I wasnt sure it would ever heal

Pocoonox by neko e. January 11, 2015

PossCoon 

When a possum and a raccoon hook up

I hit a bump in the road but then I bounced real high and realized I tagged me a posscoon

PossCoon by TaylorGanginc August 11, 2019

Pocoong 

A ghost in Indonesian... Tf he always scare people in Kalimantan normal night 💀. He was wrapped in a shroud. His face broken,Burnt. If you see pocong just run or... You can beat up if your mental strong..... Yeah 👍👍🔪
Hes a death People but with revenge or just want to call help Because the rope on his shroud was loose, he asked for help so thats why

People:BRO WHAT IS THAT.... IS THAT A POCOONG????
Other people:💀💀 What?? Bro RUNNN

Pocong always appears at night in Kalimantan

Pocoong by Stepe pro December 3, 2023

Pascoon

Pascoon: A striped two headed baboon with an extra chromosome. Typically battles social interaction deficit and physically harms others due to their visual appearance, and or anger outbursts. Feral activity is common within the Pascoon species.

Hey Taylor why are you being such a darn Pascoon?!
Oh yeah Taylor, she's a Pascoon that cunt.
You are being such a Pascoon you foolish idiot.

Pascoon by fr3d.3d.t3d.SIWA April 7, 2024