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like a boxing glove on a spring. 

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.
I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

spring onion 

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.
Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
spring onion by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

Spring Onion Sadness 

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.
That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness

Spring Onion 

A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.
person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!
Spring Onion by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.
-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026