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F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

bushmaster 

a man who has sex with women who have a large quantity of genital hair.
yeah....that guys a total bushmaster

Bushmaster 

The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.

It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.

A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
Bushmaster by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014

bushmaster 

Derogatory term for a gay porn star. It possibly came from subtle unwitty jokes, originally spoken by Beavis in Beavis and Butthead.

Example: Ron Jeremy has had sex or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both sexes.

It can be used indirectly or politically for instance:

George Bush has had butt-sex with Osama Bin Laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.

Monica Lewinski has ravaged her bush by Bill Clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.
bush master bushmaster beavis
bushmaster by anon76889 May 28, 2010

burmaster 

Someone who is generally in love with having sex while drinking beer. Also known as a "beermaster"
That Burmaster girl had a roughh night. but she liked it
burmaster by frankeee November 20, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026