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tater nuts 

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.
Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!
tater nuts by sb129 April 15, 2008

Tater Nuts 

Well endowed Sack of Testicles well having Small Penile Shaft

or a Nickname of some people
"His shaft was small, but he had a nice set of Tater Nuts!"

"His Tater Nuts were slamming my clit like a demolition crane tearing down a building."

"Hey Tater Nuts, Check out that girl."
Tater Nuts by Jason aka TaterNuts December 27, 2005

Tater Nuts 

The testicles of a Mexican boy. Easily aroused by fat chicks.
"Eric! I don't wanna see them tater nuts!"
Tater Nuts by Kyler Kephart December 22, 2007

Tater Nuts 

What you call someone who falls asleep while hanging out with a group of friends. Usually passing out due to several substances in the body. Drunk or stoned. It's often accompany with a punch to the chest to wake the person up.
After several beers, Mark fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. Zack yelled "Quit being a tater nuts," and punched him in the chest.
Tater Nuts by RPaulsen December 13, 2009
a term of endearment, when you wanna compliment and insult youre friend at the same time!
hey wats up taternuts!!
taternuts by katotool April 23, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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