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single jingle 

One pump and done. The first word, in this case single, represents the number of pumps needed to cum in a girl. A double jingle would be interpreted as using two seperate pumps to finish.
A single jingle must provoke a sense of pride such as, "BOOM! YEAH BABY!"
You have to mean to do it, if you don't it's just pre-mature ejaculation.
"I single jingled her five times last night; she was not happy."
"Baby, you ready for a single jingle?"
Chick - "God damn it, was that a single jingle?"
Guy - "BOOM! YEAH BABY! SINGLE JINGLE."
single jingle by Irishpint December 7, 2010

ultimate single jingle 

An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.

jingle shingles 

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
jingle shingles by teknik December 21, 2013

jingle for my shingle 

1.)making money in the roofing industry
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling
Andy has been in the roofing industry for years now. He always say "jingle for my shingle".

JingleDingle 

To be a two faced rat with a butt chin and a fat roll where it shouldn’t be
Kailey is a jingledingle.
JingleDingle by T8er tot February 22, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019