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Any foolish retard who overuses pretentious adjectives repeatedly in their writing.

example: I Absolutely Think Your Blog Entry Was Superb!
That jackass who wrote that boring blog entry was an adjectard.
Adjectard by Superb Dumbass July 20, 2008
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Adjecturd 

Any noun functionally modified so as to mean shit.
Him: Brownies are delicious.

Her: Not toilet brownies*

*Brownies being the operative adjecturd.
Adjecturd by Hugh Jweener October 13, 2008

adjectative verb 

Note: This definition describes the preposition. For the FBI, please speak loudly and clearly into your mobile device, even if it is turned off.

ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition

1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.

2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.
Since adjectative verb prepositions are a new concept to the English language, sighting them is as rare as the elusive Anglican Two-Puss of Rhodesia. Thus, the definition of said grammatical evolution pre-empts the creation of such descriptively verbacious words as collapshickal.

anectardal 

adjective:
based on dim-witted personal observation, flawed case study reports, or random, thoughtless investigations rather than systematic scientific evaluation: anectardal evidence
Anectardally, nobody you know has died from COVID-19. It's clearly a hoax.
anectardal by ambitin January 18, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026