Bensalem
Bensalem by Bo-Tao Chen March 24, 2008
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Bensalem is a town outside of Philadelphia with about 60,000 people, in Bucks County.
It is also the home of "jawn," Neshaminy Mall (which is too small but cool anyway), crazy-ass weather, the stupidest named road ever (Street Road), about 239874698376 Wawas and half that many 7-11's, Rita's WOODER Ice; and believe it or not, electricity too. Bensalem has its ghetto parts and its posh parts, but mostly it's inbetween. It's also being overgrown by urban sprawl.
All in all, Bensalem owns. B-Town represent!
It is also the home of "jawn," Neshaminy Mall (which is too small but cool anyway), crazy-ass weather, the stupidest named road ever (Street Road), about 239874698376 Wawas and half that many 7-11's, Rita's WOODER Ice; and believe it or not, electricity too. Bensalem has its ghetto parts and its posh parts, but mostly it's inbetween. It's also being overgrown by urban sprawl.
All in all, Bensalem owns. B-Town represent!
Bensalem by Y0ur M0mz0r March 17, 2007
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Bensalem
A small suburban town in Lower Bucks Country right outside of
Northeast Philadelphia.
Otherwise known by teenagers in the area as shitsalem.
They say it is one of 100 best cities to live in though.
Main street is "Street Road" or "Bensalem Blvd"
Contains around 60,000 people.
Upholds many schooling opportunities.
Also it has an apartment complex that teenagers call "Bucks Ghettos" instead of bucks meadows.
Northeast Philadelphia.
Otherwise known by teenagers in the area as shitsalem.
They say it is one of 100 best cities to live in though.
Main street is "Street Road" or "Bensalem Blvd"
Contains around 60,000 people.
Upholds many schooling opportunities.
Also it has an apartment complex that teenagers call "Bucks Ghettos" instead of bucks meadows.
Bensalem by cownipplesforlife January 28, 2013
bensalem pennsylvania
the most boring town ever.nothing ever happens here.people from bensalem like to pretend they are from philadelphia but if they were to actually chill in philly & claim they were from philly they would get beat up cuz they are rich snobby wanna be gangsters.the teenagers of bensalem also think that the word jawn originated there when actually jawn originated in philly.
bensalem pennsylvania kid: like im totally like from philly
philadephia pennsylvania kid: sike nahh u aint from philly :POP:
philadephia pennsylvania kid: sike nahh u aint from philly :POP:
bensalem pennsylvania by phillygirl June 3, 2007
Bensalem’s Pit
A bunch of weirdos or nerds that play in the BHS Marching Band. You’ll find a lot of people in a group like this, maybe some ginger or a gay guy, or some guy who’s named Ryan. But most likely, you’ll find a bunch of cool dudes that can’t count tempo, but are really comedic. They usually have a yearly joke they do, as this year’s joke was a product called Flex Tape by Phil Swift.
“Did you see Bensalem’s Pit, guys?”
“Yeah, I have no idea what strange things they’re going to do today.”
“Yeah, I have no idea what strange things they’re going to do today.”
Bensalem’s Pit by BuckymanBTown November 12, 2018
Bensalem fist fight
Non contact altercation where the aggressor follows target hiding in bushes yell/whispering bizarre sexual threats
Bensalem fist fight by WSGM the Talk December 12, 2020
bensalem highschool
A school where hoes fuck under the bleachers and fat bitches fight for clout. These kids are straight retarded faggots who love bum fucking their friends.
bensalem highschool by anonymous July 11, 2024