Alprazoslammed 

Slammed on alprazolam also known as Xanax. While intoxicated one doesn't really care about much, does bizarre things, sleeps a lot, but has fun doing it. Blackouts are common especially in higher doses. Xanax is badass and I suggest trying it.

Last night Bob took 5 xanax bars over the course of the night and in the morning he woke up with all types of food scattered around his bed and his barbeque grill in his bathtub. Man, was he alprazoslammed. I'm cuttin him off at 2 bars next time.

Hey I heard Andrew just got 500 xanax bars in the mail. We're all gettin alprazoslammed tonight. Better hide your valuables.

Alprazoslammed by the alprazoslammed March 11, 2009

alprazoslammed 

verb.
to get whacked out on alprazolam, a benzodiazepine class drug.
Xanax is one of many brand names for this drug.

Me: Glenn, what'd you do last night?

Glenn: Me and my lady got alprazoslammed and went swimming.

me: cool.

alprazoslammed by mister burnt February 28, 2007

alprazoslamnesia 

to get alprazoslammed and have no recollection of events the following morning. A benzodiazepine induced state of amnesia usually by way of XANAX.

Me: Mattie, what'd you do last night?

Mattie: I don't remember anything after getting crunk. I've got alprazoslamnesia bro!

Me: That's a good Friday night!

alprazoslamnesia by Glizzy G March 6, 2007