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anal cookie 

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather
Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.
anal cookie by Metal CP February 26, 2007

anal cookie 

a piece of shit that comes out of the asshole
OMG that is one HUGE anal cookie !!
anal cookie by B0B January 2, 2005

anal cookie 

when one man lathers his satchel in cookie dough and the girl sticks some chocolate chips up her backward area...and the make sweet love in a sauna...and eat it if they get and chips and dough to collide...they then continue to whip eachother until bleeding occurs. After this they go to the females parents house and spit on the females mother...and slap the father.
Jim and Lil were bored and near a sauna and fresh cookie dough...They decided to make anal cookie. Jim lathered is white white cocker in the cookie dough and lil fed her nice applebottom some chocolate chips...they made cookies in the sauna and afterwards whipped eachother till the bled. They then went to Lils house and spit on lils mom. Then they slapped her father, but not too hard because he has a shotgun.
anal cookie by Cindy Woo Hoo November 8, 2008

Anal Cookie 

Oral sex of the anus, also known as a rim job
Tyler pulled down his shorts and offered Alex an anal cookie
Anal Cookie by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Cookie Anal

Analing girls with cookie crumbs
Jonre loves to cookie anal aleah
Cookie Anal by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

anal cookies

(noun) (plural) small flakes of human fecies that form along the length of the shaft of the penis while a person is being violently sodomized (pounded anally)
Nelson could smell the fresh batch of anal cookies that were cooking in his wife's kitchen.
anal cookies by DAD-ANAL November 7, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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