Ass Mung 

a) n. Any secretion from the ass.
b) n. The ooze that comes out of a dead womans ass when you go munging.

When we went double mung-jumping I got stuck with the ass mung while my buddy got to do the bouncing.

Ass Mung by Professor Quinta December 28, 2005

Ass Mung 

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.

a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.

Ass Mung by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd May 4, 2018

ass mungler 

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

ass mungler by bumble dick July 12, 2010

Ass Mungers

A small, midget mongolian, often found preying on innocent savillions in public toilets. Once they choose their victim they will wait for them to sit down on the crapper and then using a hand crafted, technological ass munger pick axe they then burrow their way into the rectum, using this as their natural hide out to escape from Ass Munger Mungers thus leaving behind a bleeding mass of rectal revenue for neighbouring Ass Mungers to snack on.

Oh fuck!!! That ass munger is waiting for me again and I really need a shit I just had ass sex with Barker but he has no dick.

Ass Mungers by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

MUNGIE ASS 

A WORTHLESS PERSON THAT RUNS THERE MOUTH AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING, ONE WHO CAN SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING ALL DAY AND SAYS THEY WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK BUT IN REALITY ONLY WORKS 23 HOURS A WEEK, SOMEONE THAT HAS THERE HEAD SO FAR UP THERE ASS THEY CANT SEE LIGHT,
SOMEONE THAT LEAVES THERE FRIENDS HANGING

DIRTY, WORTHLESS, BROKE ASS, LOW LIFE, NO COMMON SENSE

PERSON 1- I TRIED TO SEE WHAT MIKE WAS DOING TODAY BUT HE'S BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 2- YA MIKE HAS NO COMMON SENSE HE IS A MUNGIE ASS.

PERSON 1- HE DROPPED OFF HIS SHIT FOR ME TO WORK ON THIS WEEK, ITS ALL DONE NOW AND STILL CANT GET AHOLD OF HIM TO COME AND PAY ME
PERSON 2- I WONDER WHY HE IS BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.

PERSON 1- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT TONIGHT
PERSON 2- NAH I THINK IM GONNA SIT AT HOME AND BE A MUNGIE ASS TODAY

MUNGIE ASS by MUNGIE February 19, 2012

assmung 

someone who likes to mung with asses.

"You are an assmung".

assmung by Anonymous January 20, 2003

assmungle 

To work on tasks that seem important but truly are not.

I just worked 8 hours today working on this assmungle of stuff and never got anywhere.

assmungle by brentspore February 3, 2018