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Trying to get rich quick without any regard to well being of your community or in fact, anything.
Damn, you will have to pyru it to get your money back.
pyru it by theRealPyru October 29, 2018
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getting unequivocally fucked over while simultaneously smiled at
Player 1: "LOL he banned Dan and started selling all his stuff discreetly."
Player 2: "wow that sucks sounds like he really got pyru'd"
pyru'd by rootnaround April 28, 2019

Master Pyrunk 

A male born to a humble Mexican family. He is adored by those around him, and looked up to by others. His true passion rests in the Metal genre and hopes to pursue a musical career of some sort. His strong desires for world peace and annihalation of ignorance maintain him alive, although deep down he knows such sights will never be achieved. He is the reason why Sheaver wakes up in the morning.
Master Pyrunk is a god.
Master Pyrunk by Filthvium October 13, 2006
When you think the first woman you meet is the woman of your dreams.
More effective when the "Pyrus" in question thinks they are stealing someone else's girl.
Person 1: I've got a mad crush on this girl. I think she's the one.
Person 2: No Pyrus, she lives in fucking Canada you British fuck.
Person 1: You're just mad you have competition.
Pyrus by Arkeon December 1, 2021
The act of accidentally upsetting somebody. And it can also be used to rage bait by saying you were pyrusing someone, while you were purposefully upsetting them.
You are pyrusing me right now, bro.” “Sorry, I was pyrusing you, bro. My bad.”
Pyrus by PamperKing May 20, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026