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Misteltein 

It is a word within the Norse mythology but the meaning is still unknown. It was used in the japanese animation titled "Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's" by a newly formed mage named Yagami Hayate, who is also called Queen of the Night Sky. It is a very powerful magic spell that cause the target to turn into stone.
Approach from the beyond, mistletoe branches, and become spears of the silver moon! Pierce it! Stone spears, Misteltein!
Misteltein by Saratoga December 14, 2008
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misteltein 

It is a word within the Norse mythology but the meaning is unknown. It was used in the japanese animation titled "Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's" by a newly formed mage named Yagami Hayate, who is also called Queen of the Night Sky. It is a very powerful magic spell that cause the target to turn into stone.
Approach from the beyond, mistletoe branches, and become spears of the silver moon! Pierce it! Stone spears, Misteltein!
misteltein by Saratoga December 14, 2008
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Mistletoeing 

As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah
Mistletoeing by ubergods December 20, 2010

mistletoing

Particularly Of Ladies, Mistletoing Is A Situation When One Kisses Vigorously For A Long Time And Doesn't Result In A Sexual Intercourse, Leaving The Person Disappointed.
"On My Second Night Out With Marias, I Was So Looking Forward For Sex But She Didn't Wanted Anything More Than Mistletoing! Damn!!"

The Ladies Universal Rule Of Mistletoing Is That They Don't Get To Have Sex With The Guy They Really Want To Impress On The First 3 Dates

On New Years Eve, Am Gonna Be Mistletoing With My Girl Till The Rising Of The Sun.

Come On Man, Can't Be Mistletoing Without Ending Up With Sex, Dont Wanna Catch Any Blue Balls.
mistletoing by weMasconi December 19, 2011

Mistletaint 

Mistletaint
Kissing some on their taint during the Christmas holiday season.
After a few glasses of eggnog you go down on someone and kiss their mistletaint. Eggnog not required.
Mistletaint by bainezodr June 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026